Via Mr. Jerkface, we find this odd diagram for lobster-based self-defense (tellingly, a key component seems to be beer):

Probably best to not tell PETA about this one.

So, among our many schemes, today we’re thinking of becoming the I Can Haz Cheezburger of crustaceans.  Cuddly baby animals drive traffic, yo!   Is there an LOLcat equivalent underwater?  We shall find out!

Today’s cute lobster pic comes via the similarly named Rock Blogster (the blog of the National Lobster Hatchery in Padstow, Cornwall, UK):

I love you, The Onion.

The Associated Press reports that Maine lobstermen caught a record number of lobsters last year — and as a result, prices are dropping:

The Department of Marine Resources announced that lobstermen caught 75.6 million pounds last year, up 8 percent from 2008. But the value of the catch fell $23 million, to $221.7 million. … That’s $96 million less than its peak value in 2005. … Lobstermen last year got an average of $2.93 a pound, roughly the same price they were getting in 1998. They averaged $3.50 a pound in 2008 and $4.39 a pound in 2007.

CNN has a short video interview with a Florida lobsterman about the work he does and the state of the industry:

Gaga’s hilarity yesterday inspired me to re-explore some of my favorite lobster clothings, and I found these, again. I still want them.

Nike Lobster Dunks.

They appear to be neither findable nor affordable, unless you are a men’s 9.5.

They come to your doorstep in a crate, which is a nice touch.

Speaking of nice things that are of Maine, my beloved L.L. Bean is getting a face lift, in the form of L.L. Bean Signature. It launches officially March 15th.

No mom jeans here- it’s helmed by Alex Carleton, the founder of fashion label Rogues Gallery. I like to go to Rogues when I’m in Portland and pretend I can afford things.

Oh lumberjack chic, I am powerless to you.

It was heartwarming yesterday to receive no fewer than four tips about Lady Gaga’s delightful lobster outfit on Saturday night at Mr. Chow.  It is indeed spectacular. Thank you for taking time out of your Sunday afternoon to spread avant-garde lobster news.

I was eh on Gaga before, but now I’m getting on board.

What’s with the yellow chicken claw, though?

A lobster is a practical addition to any outfit. Form follows function, after all.

Another lobster enthusiast, the brilliant Trevor Corson, took to Facebook to explore his own relationship with Crustacean headgear.

I feel that he was successful in his pursuit.

Anyone else?