Gaga’s hilarity yesterday inspired me to re-explore some of my favorite lobster clothings, and I found these, again. I still want them.

Nike Lobster Dunks.

They appear to be neither findable nor affordable, unless you are a men’s 9.5.

They come to your doorstep in a crate, which is a nice touch.

Speaking of nice things that are of Maine, my beloved L.L. Bean is getting a face lift, in the form of L.L. Bean Signature. It launches officially March 15th.

No mom jeans here- it’s helmed by Alex Carleton, the founder of fashion label Rogues Gallery. I like to go to Rogues when I’m in Portland and pretend I can afford things.

Oh lumberjack chic, I am powerless to you.