Are you aware of the lobster race? It’s a phenomenon. It’s taking the country by storm. Bar Harbor does it, you can read about it in a little periodical called The New York Times.

And this town I-can’t-find-the-name-of does it too, and they have proof:

Why would someone race a lobster? Why, because “It’s less crowded than Belmont, and it’s hilarious.”

If you’re anywhere near Aiken, South Carolina on May 7th, I know what you’ll be up to. Yep, a lobster race.

In related news, I spent the morning racing lobster cookies to my mouth.

we all won.