Today’s it’s-a-blizzard-outside-and-we-wish-were-eating-lobster-on-a-pier Picture of the Day is a portrait of Robert Pattinson, taken by Bruce Weber for Vanity Fair.

We shall dub it “Rob Lobster”, to match the B-52s.

Perhaps we’ll develop a whole section devoted to celebrities and their crustaceans. That seems like a good use of time.

It’s an especially snowy day in Brooklyn, and we’re tempted not to leave the apartment at all. Seems like a good day for a nonsense 80’s dance song that’s sort of about lobsters.